Of course, the humans in Haiti have hope. They hope to leave.

Whenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe.

We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want? Would you rather die of cancer at eighty or typhoid fever at nine?

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

Well the planet I've got a chance to visit is Earth, and Earth's principal features are chaos and war. I think I'd be a fool to spend years here and never have a look.

Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.

Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.