I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

The great thing about starting golf in your forties is that you can start golf in your forties. You can start other things in your forties but generally your wife makes you stop them, as Bill Clinton found out.

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine.

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.

There are twenty-seven specific complaints against the British Crown set forth in the Declaration of Independence. To modern ears they still sound reasonable. They still sound reasonable, in large part, because so many of them can be leveled against the federal government of the United States.

The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an hour after the toast and the coffee didn't come until we'd called for the check. However, it was hard to be angry at a place that had ice cream, beer, and cigarettes on its breakfast menu.