The collegiate idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it.

Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly. I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was right.

Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.