I have three children and three dogs. You put them in a Prius, you know? People who have a Prius obviously have no life! No wife, no kids, no pets - there's no room in there for anything!
P. J. O'RourkeViolence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
P. J. O'RourkeRussian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.
P. J. O'RourkeI'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.
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