Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship.
P. J. O'RourkeVisiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
P. J. O'RourkeFashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.
P. J. O'RourkeHarvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.
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