One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.

There's such a self-conscious balance that goes into television. Also, these are not people that think things through.

If you get outside the world of show business and its satellites, there's a whole world of car nuts in the Los Angeles area.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Any person who has spent time outdoors actually doing something, such as hunting and fishing as opposed to standing there with a doobie in his mouth, knows nature is not intrinsically healthy.

The real truth about children is they don't speak the language very well. They're physically uncoordinated. And they are ignorant of our elaborate ideas about right and wrong.

There's no such thing as a trade deficit.