One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.

How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

The collegiate idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it.

I was told to hand over my disposable lighter, to prevent, I suppose, any threat of "Do what I say or I'll light this Marlboro and you'll all die - in thirty years due to inhalation of secondhand smoke."

What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.