People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy.

You can't get something for nothing. Everybody remembers this except politicians.

Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

When I became a man, I put away childish things and got more elaborate and expensive childish things from France and Japan.

The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.