Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.

Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.

Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?