There's nothing more oily and cynical in politics than telling the truth.

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

I suspect the soviets never did want to use those bombs. The most Stalinist of Soviet hard-liners - Stalin, for example - must have realized a nuclear war would be a hard thing to clean up after.

We like to pile language on language. Hunter [ S. Thompson] was an influence on me, no doubt about it.

The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.