Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
P. J. O'RourkeSloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.
P. J. O'RourkeImagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.
P. J. O'RourkeGambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed chewing tobacco if you lost. You could gamble for the toilet paper in public bathroom stalls. And fill out Keno cards in an attempt to win cancer therapy at the hospital.
P. J. O'Rourke