Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

With Epcot Center, the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

The dominant type of humor in the '60s was essentially defensive and self-deprecating, using humor as a shield.

Adam Smith pointed out that there were three things that make us more prosperous, in a general sort of way: freedom to pursue our own self-interest; specialization, which he called division of labor; and freedom of trade.

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.

Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.