In the past a man was expected to give his seat on a bus to a woman. Today it would be much more courteous for that man to give her his job.

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.

Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.

Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.

Your money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom of most bad economic thinking.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.