I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser.

The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and we can fix that."

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

I'm a rather decisive type.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

I think in the [Bill] Clinton era, if people hadn't been spending vast amounts of time attacking Clinton, they would have found that they had essentially the same problems as they do now.

Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven.