The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

I'd like to end the book a lot of ways. Except I don't have any answers. Use your common sense. Be nice. This is the best I can do. All the trouble in the world is human trouble. Well, that's not true. But when cancer cells run amok and burst out of the prostate and take over the liver and lymph glands and end up killing everything in the body including themselves, they certainly are acting like some humans we know.

Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening.

Well the planet I've got a chance to visit is Earth, and Earth's principal features are chaos and war. I think I'd be a fool to spend years here and never have a look.

East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory.

Never strike anyone so old, small or weak that verbal abuse would have sufficed.

Hunter S. Thompson brings a lunatic genius to ordinary events, and I bring an ordinary sensibility to lunatic events.