Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.

Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you've half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're doing a hundred miles an hour in a suburban side street.

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

Where self-interest is violently suppressed, it is replaced by a burdensome system of bureaucratic control which dries up the wellsprings of initiative and creativity.

There's a lot of debate on this subject - about what kind of car handles best. Some say a a front-engined car, some say a rear-engined car. I say a rented car. Nothing handles better than a rented car. You can go faster, turn corners sharper, and put the transmission into reverse while going forward at a higher rate of speed in a rented car than in any other kind.