The Greenpeace booth at all the rock and roll shows nowadays are akin to the old sorcerers who used to stand in the middle of villages warning of danger, 'When night wolf swallows mother moon, there will be great famine.'

Bill Maher can be pretty good, except when he gets "important." Maher's all over the place politically.

If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or twelve miles an hour, the same speed at which a bond lawyer runs around the Cental Park Reservoir.

The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.

Generally it's not a good idea to wear Banana Republic - type khaki journalist clothes in a war zone. You might look too much like something that's supposed to be shot, such as a journalist.