Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.
Cars would be safer on rails!
A nation with a goofy foreign policy needs a very serious policy of defense.
No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal