I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now. You've probably never woken up early on a winter morning to the acid stink of coal smoke in the air, which was everywhere when I was a little kid. My grade school was heated with coal. Not only was coal used to generate electricity, it was without any scrubbers in the stacks.
P. J. O'RourkeThe typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting.
P. J. O'RourkeAlthough computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.
P. J. O'RourkeThe Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.
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