In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead.

There's nothing inherently lame about electricity. I've got a basement full of power tools that all operate with electricity, and they're manly items. And when you see a great big locomotive hauling a mile of freight cars, that's a hybrid. A lot of people don't understand that.

How did an allegedly free people spawn a vast, rampant cuttlefish of dominion with its tentacles in every orifice of the body politic?

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.