That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you're in control of the situation.

When I get in deep water, I prefer to announce that I'm in over my head.

When politics are used to allocate resources, the resources all end up being allocated to politics.

African famine is not a visitation of fate. It is largely man-made, and the men who made it are largely Africans.

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.

Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.