Maybe a vague president and an incompetent and somewhat corrupt administration is what the nation needs.

Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is a cow ... It is impossible to be alive and safe.

We'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from.

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

I have a 10 year old at home, and she is always saying, 'That's not fair.' When she says that, I say, "Honey, you're cute; that's not fair. Your family is pretty well off; that's not fair. You were born in America; that's not fair. Honey, you had better pray to God that things don't start getting fair for you.

They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastards, 'the Irish of Asia'.

When I became a man, I put away childish things and got more elaborate and expensive childish things from France and Japan.