Maybe a vague president and an incompetent and somewhat corrupt administration is what the nation needs.

Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay's a lot worse.

Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.

There's such a self-conscious balance that goes into television. Also, these are not people that think things through.

Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.

There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.

Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke