.......the poor of the world cannot be made rich by redistribution of wealth. Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty, taking their money and giving it as a reward to people who have failed to escape. Economic leveling doesn't work. Whether we call it Marxism, Progressive Reform, or Clintonomics, the result is the same slide into the stygian pit. Communists worship Satan; socialists think perdition is a good system run by bad men; and liberals want us to go to hell because it's warm there in the winter.

I couldn't have gotten into Harvard with a crowbar.

Whenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe.

I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements.

A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.