The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15 we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.
P. J. O'RourkeI was told to hand over my disposable lighter, to prevent, I suppose, any threat of "Do what I say or I'll light this Marlboro and you'll all die - in thirty years due to inhalation of secondhand smoke."
P. J. O'RourkeAmerica wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
P. J. O'Rourke