France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

We're gonna be in a world of hurt if we don't get it fixed, because there's going to be billions of people out there - they're hungry, they're mad. One thing that they can get their hands on is guns.

I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid.

What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.