France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

I remember thinking cocaine was subtle until I noticed I'd been awake for three weeks and didn't know any of the naked people passed out around me.

Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening.

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It's a promissory note that doesn't actually promise anything. It's not backed by gold or silver.

Many reporters, when they go to work in the nation's capital, begin thinking of themselves as participants in the political process instead of glorified stenographers.

Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.