Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy.

Good manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.

Guns are always the best method for a private suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.

One of the enduring problems with certain societies in the world - and this is certainly true of a lot of places in the Middle East - is that the capacity for self-governance and self-organizing just isn't there. It has to do with history.