Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
P. J. O'RourkeMaking fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P. J. O'RourkePersonally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.
P. J. O'Rourke