The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.

The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.

Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

Each American embassy comes with two permanent features - a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators spend half their time burning Old Glory and the other half waiting for green cards.

You can't get something for nothing. Everybody remembers this except politicians.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.