East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory.

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

Summing it Up..."Where's a good place for dinner?" I asked. "There's the Brasserie Lipp on the Avenue St. Germaine," she said, "or La Coupole in Montmartre." "Not La Coupole," I said. "I've been there before. That's the place that's crowded and noisy and smells bad and everybody's rude as hell, isn't it?" "I think you just described France," she said.

Adam Smith's huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.

Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.

The Tenth Commandment sends a message to socialists, to collectivists, to people who believe that wealth is best obtained by redistribution, and that message is clear and concise . . . Egalitarianism is sinful; it's also cowardly.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.