I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.
P. J. O'RourkeSo what if I don't agree with the Democrats? What's to disagree with? They believe everything. And what they don't believe, the Republicans do. Neither of them stands for anything they believe in, anyway.
P. J. O'RourkeThe idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.
P. J. O'RourkeWith the war in Iraq, I had the cooperation of the Department of Defense. Kuwait was pretty eager to get American journalists in there, to show us what a wonderful place they are, and what great allies they are to America, even though they didn't actually fight in the war.
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