I went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.

I went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.

To really enjoy drugs you've got to want to get out of where you are. But there are some wheres that are harder to get out of than others. This is the drug-taking problem for adults. Teenage Weltscbmerz is easy to escape. But what drug will get a grown-up out of, for instance, debt?

Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.

The political process consists entirely of politicians talking out of their butts.

Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.