I went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.

If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

Intelligence collection has been given an additional bureaucracy to correct the problems created by too much bureaucracy in intelligence collection.

I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one wear it? And what slogan is apropos? Perhaps that slogan can be sewn in needlepoint around the ruffle on a cover for my embarrassing little doughnut buttocks pillow.

People have a right to my food, a right to my housing, and a right to my good job for my decent pay.

It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks.