I was never in the office [of Rolling Stone]. It was very different from Lampoon, where we spent a lot of time together socially, which is to say "drunk."

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents.

Apparently Bolivia is the key source of lithium in the world. So we're gonna trade the Saudis for the Bolivians.