The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.

The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.

We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want? Would you rather die of cancer at eighty or typhoid fever at nine?

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.

Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly. I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was right.

People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable.