The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.

East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory.

When Adam Smith was being incomprehensible, he didn't have the luxury of brief, snappy technical terms as a shorthand for incoherence.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

There's a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that, to me, resembles the way young men behave when there is no significant influence from women in their lives.