The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.

What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

I am no stranger to loud music. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids.

I always thought there was some romance to that '30s leftist stuff, even though I'm a Republican.

Good manners can replace morals. It may be years before anyone knows if what you are doing is right. But if what you are doing is nice, it will be immediately evident.

When a private entity does not produce the desired results, it is (certain body parts excepted) done away with. But a public entity gets bigger.

Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.