Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine.

People have a right to my food, a right to my housing, and a right to my good job for my decent pay.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year.

I have a 10 year old at home, and she is always saying, 'That's not fair.' When she says that, I say, "Honey, you're cute; that's not fair. Your family is pretty well off; that's not fair. You were born in America; that's not fair. Honey, you had better pray to God that things don't start getting fair for you.

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] called me up and said he could pay me less money.

Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.