It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks.
P. J. O'RourkeWe should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.
P. J. O'RourkeYou don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.
P. J. O'RourkeLampoon was exactly the opposite. The work was a lot of fun, but the office environment was hell. You cannot put 20 humorists together.
P. J. O'Rourke