Lampoon ran out of steam in the early '80s, and wasn't able to reinvent itself because it ran out of talent. People who wanted to do this kind of stuff could suddenly make $100,000 in Hollywood right out of college.

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

I couldn't have gotten into Harvard with a crowbar.

I'm certainly not fearful.

The Road To Serfdom was written during WWII, and basically it's an anti-Nazi, anti-communist thing, but also it's an anti-Conservative and anti-Labor-party thing aimed at the British. He was an Austrian, writing in Britain. And I feel like now, I guess, everybody pays lip service to libertarian - and, indeed, many conservative - ideas, and yet they keep moving forward with an increasingly bureaucratic state. It shows itself in all sorts of little ways.

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it.