The typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting.

Anything that makes your mother cry is fun

Remember, FDA employees are serious about fear. We pay these people to panic about an iota of rodent hair in our chili, even when the recipe calls for it. FDA employees are first-class agonizers, world champions at losing sleep. When Meryl Streep got hysterical about Alar, they actually checked the apples instead of Meryl's head.

The complexity of economics can be calculated mathematically. Write out the algebraic equation that is the human heart and multiply each unknown by the population of the world.

Lampoon was a very collegial operation, though "collegial" usually means "friendly" and it wasn't that friendly. But we were tight, like a family.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it.