Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie.

I wonder if it changes the nature of a society for beauty to be so common. Maybe in Vietnam "She has a wonderful personality" really means something. But I couldnt figure out a polite way to ask.

There's a lot of debate on this subject - about what kind of car handles best. Some say a a front-engined car, some say a rear-engined car. I say a rented car. Nothing handles better than a rented car. You can go faster, turn corners sharper, and put the transmission into reverse while going forward at a higher rate of speed in a rented car than in any other kind.

In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes out on your rug, and leave at eight to go somewhere more interesting for dinner without inviting you.