There isn't much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.

A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.

I am a great admirer of women.

When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

Good manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.