Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it.

Then there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.

People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.

I had grown up as a feature writer, and basically my career had been in The National Lampoon and as a magazine editor, and I'd never been a reporter.