Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.

One thing talk can't accomplish is communication. This is because everybody's talking too much to pay attention to what anyone is saying

Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.

The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.

The forces of safety are afoot in the land. I, for one, believe it is a conspiracy - a conspiracy of Safety Nazis shouting "Sieg Health" and seeking to trammel freedom, liberty, and large noisy parties. The Safety Nazis advocate gun control, vigorous exercise, and health foods. The result can only be a disarmed, exhausted, and half-starved population ready to acquiesce to dictatorship of some kind.

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.