Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.

In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.

The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.

Michael O'Donoghue was a very close friend of mine - very encouraging with my stuff, and really a great guy - but he was a no-kidding difficult person.

Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.