Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.

Industrialization came to England but has since left.

The typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting.

If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.

Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.

In general, life is better than it has ever been, and if you think that, in the past, there was some golden age of pleasure and plenty to which you would, if you were able, transport yourself, let me say one single word : Dentistry.

No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.