Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believed. No cheating spouse, no teen with a wrecked family car, no mayor of Washington, D.C., videotaped in flagrante delicto has ever come up with anything as farfetched as U.S. farm policy.

I read good. I was an English major.

Never strike anyone so old, small or weak that verbal abuse would have sufficed.

Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine.

If you get outside the world of show business and its satellites, there's a whole world of car nuts in the Los Angeles area.

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.

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