Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.

[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist.

The commies are the only people on earth who think Star Wars will work. If they're that gullible, maybe we should have held the summit at Atlantic City and let them lose all their missiles playing Keno.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.

Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.

The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an hour after the toast and the coffee didn't come until we'd called for the check. However, it was hard to be angry at a place that had ice cream, beer, and cigarettes on its breakfast menu.