[Friedrich] Hayek is not protesting that things like child labor and stuff are good. He's just trying to show that when government undertakes to make everything good for everybody, this is what happens. And he addresses it to socialists of all parties.

Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances.

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

We'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from.

If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.

One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.

There's nothing inherently lame about electricity. I've got a basement full of power tools that all operate with electricity, and they're manly items. And when you see a great big locomotive hauling a mile of freight cars, that's a hybrid. A lot of people don't understand that.