You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.

Apparently Bolivia is the key source of lithium in the world. So we're gonna trade the Saudis for the Bolivians.

If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

Jesse Jackson was spending time with his family, or families.

We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want? Would you rather die of cancer at eighty or typhoid fever at nine?

To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.