Iraq's invasion of Kuwait is a case of bad men doing wrong things for wicked reasons. This is the full-sized or standard purebred evil and is easily recognized even by moral neophytes. Other malignities-drugs in America, famine in Africa and everything in the Middle East-are more complex. When combating those evils people sometimes have trouble deciding whom to shoot.

I always thought there was some romance to that '30s leftist stuff, even though I'm a Republican.

I couldn't have gotten into Harvard with a crowbar.

Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy.

Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents.

Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.