Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year.

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues."

For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of kitchen matches.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

The question nowadays is not what makes government work. The question is how do we make it stop.

The complexity of economics can be calculated mathematically. Write out the algebraic equation that is the human heart and multiply each unknown by the population of the world.

Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.