Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.
P. J. O'RourkeChristmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
P. J. O'RourkeIn Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.
P. J. O'RourkeIt takes a lot of weapons to do good works (as Richard the Lionhearted could have told us). And this is not just a Somali problem. We have poverty and deprivation in our own country. Try standing unarmed on a street corner in Compton handing out twenty-dollar bills and see how long you last.
P. J. O'Rourke