In the end we beat them with Levi's 501 jeans. Seventy-two years of communist indoctrination and propaganda was drowned out by a three-ounce Sony Walkman. A huge totalitarian system...has been brought to its knees because nobody wants to wear Bulgarian shoes. Now they're lunch, and we're number one on the planet.
P. J. O'RourkeYou read [Bill ] Maher's book, and he didn't take Econ 101. All his arguments about gasoline, it's not that they're right or wrong - they're just not informed.
P. J. O'RourkePoliticians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
P. J. O'RourkeFrom National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.
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