Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

What about snipers?" I once asked someone. He said, "Oh, most of the snipers have automatic weapon. They arent very accurate.

Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is.

The interesting thing about staring down a gun barrel is how small the hole is where the bullet comes out, yet what a big difference it would make in your social schedule.

There's a very good reason that governments aren't supposed to compete with private-enterprise companies. Governments have monopolies on certain things, like eminent domain and deadly force.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

I think in the [Bill] Clinton era, if people hadn't been spending vast amounts of time attacking Clinton, they would have found that they had essentially the same problems as they do now.