Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it.
People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy.
The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place!
I think in the [Bill] Clinton era, if people hadn't been spending vast amounts of time attacking Clinton, they would have found that they had essentially the same problems as they do now.