Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy.

You read [Bill ] Maher's book, and he didn't take Econ 101. All his arguments about gasoline, it's not that they're right or wrong - they're just not informed.

The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit

To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.