Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

Intelligence collection has been given an additional bureaucracy to correct the problems created by too much bureaucracy in intelligence collection.

When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry.

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.

You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.

You can't get something for nothing. Everybody remembers this except politicians.

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.