Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us ever wants to see one again. It was a horrifying apparition. And ever since Jimmy Carter, all of us rednecks have had to be very careful to be drunk rednecks lest we turn into some kind of awful creature with big buck teeth and a State Department full of human-rights yahoos.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.

Industrialization came to England but has since left.

It's much better to have your arguments dismissed because you might be joking than to have your arguments dismissed because you're not telling the truth.

There's no such thing as a trade deficit.

Many reporters, when they go to work in the nation's capital, begin thinking of themselves as participants in the political process instead of glorified stenographers.