One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.
P. J. O'RourkeYou can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
P. J. O'RourkeThere are artists with palettes and easels selling the kind of modern art that Soviet art critics used to critique with bulldozers. Judging by the paintings I saw, the Soviets were right the first time.
P. J. O'RourkeThen there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.
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