Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

So what if I don't agree with the Democrats? What's to disagree with? They believe everything. And what they don't believe, the Republicans do. Neither of them stands for anything they believe in, anyway.

When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry.

A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either nude, or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be.

One of the enduring problems with certain societies in the world - and this is certainly true of a lot of places in the Middle East - is that the capacity for self-governance and self-organizing just isn't there. It has to do with history.

Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.