It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.
P. J. O'RourkeThese were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.
P. J. O'RourkeFrom National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.
P. J. O'RourkeHappy hour is slightly different in the Soviet Union. There are no ice cubes or orange-peel twists in the vodka. Also, it lasts all day.
P. J. O'RourkeCollectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's "fair share" of wealth. The gross national product is not a pizza that must be carefully divided because if I get too many slices, you have to eat the box. The economy is expandable and, in any practical sense, limitless.
P. J. O'Rourke