Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

Think about last time you were broke ... now how well did it go with spending your way out of it? Did that work?

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Summing it Up..."Where's a good place for dinner?" I asked. "There's the Brasserie Lipp on the Avenue St. Germaine," she said, "or La Coupole in Montmartre." "Not La Coupole," I said. "I've been there before. That's the place that's crowded and noisy and smells bad and everybody's rude as hell, isn't it?" "I think you just described France," she said.

I spent almost 25 years as a foreign correspondent, and the world's primary problem is poverty.