The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.
P. J. O'RourkeThere's nothing inherently lame about electricity. I've got a basement full of power tools that all operate with electricity, and they're manly items. And when you see a great big locomotive hauling a mile of freight cars, that's a hybrid. A lot of people don't understand that.
P. J. O'RourkePopular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices.
P. J. O'RourkeThe idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.
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